Xmas Factor - 2012 Edition

Today a friendly older lady I know asked me, “So Brain, do you have all your Christmas shopping done?” HAHA, DO I?! NO, I haven’t bought one damn present yet and the shipping deadlines for Amazon are sneaking up! Thanks for reminding me you worthless bitch!!! The harsh reality is I’m going to have go to the mall and put up with real people at brick and mortar store like some sort of CAVEMAN.

I guess I’m simply not as on the ball as I was last year. Shoot, even my Tigers gift suggestions were done Thanksgiving weekend.

Well, since we are going to have to brave the mall anyway we might as well pick up something for our favorite Tigers.

Al Alburquerque

Mistletoe Kissing Ball

Like he really needs an excuse to smooch.

Phil Coke

Casey Crosby

Octavio Dotel

Let’s get fired up!

Darin Downs

Doug Fister

Other people get teased about their name too.

Kyle Lobstein

Yes, this is a lobster hat.

Rick Porcello

Luke Putkonen

LUPU!

Bruce Rondon

Anibal Sanchez

Max Scherzer

Drew Smyly

Justin Verlander

Brayan Villarreal

Adam Wilk

Alex Avila

Victor Martinez

Brayan Pena

Wow, these guys have their own camera systems? huh

Miguel Cabrera

Spring Training is coming up. We can’t be to careful with those bad spring training feilds.
Prince Fielder

Omar Infante

Jeff Kobernus

Dixon Machado

Jhonny Peralta

There, now he has range.

Ramon Santiago

Danny Worth

Quintin Berry

A 23-inch mascot glove.

Brennan Boesch

Andy Dirks

Scalpmaster Extra Thick Ox Hair Neck Duster (in blue)

Avisail Garcia

Torii Hunter

Austin Jackson

Dave Dombrowski

If Dave is serious about moving up THIS list, he will need this:

okaaay…

Jim Leyland

That’s right, This is a Post Toasties cigarette holder! Mind=blown!