More Jason Beck facts
February 29, 2012
Jason Beck is a Detroit Tigers beat reporter for Tigers.com and MLB.com. Here are some things you may not know about him.
- Jason Beck knows where Carmen Sandiego is. She provides him with inside information on latin prospects.
- Beck can heal Joel Zumaya. He chooses not to because he respects Hugh Laurie.
- Jason Beck says, “It’s elementary my dear Sherlock”
- Dave Dombrowski called Jason Beck to approve the Fielder signing.
- Jason Beck doesn’t need to rent a car in Lakeland, he simply runs where he needs to go. He didn’t even break a sweat when arriving from the airport in a record 12 minutes and 14 seconds.
- Beck can take good spring training pictures with a cell phone.
- Jason Beck taught Bob Ross how to paint.
- Beck can make Darren Rovell shut the hell up.
- Jason Beck interviewed the trees Prince Fielder hit balls over and got good, articulate answers.
- Eating Five Guys makes Beck skinnier.
- When you are out of the house your spouse locks the door and reads Jason Beck’s articles. Eroticly.
- Jason Beck can watch Xavier basketball games on a Nextel cell phone.
- Miguel Cabrera asks Jason Beck when it’s convenient for Jason to ask him questions.
- Jason Beck can perfectly understand what Cabrera is saying.
- If you hassle Jason Beck, he’ll write a story about you being injured, and then it will happen.
- Jason Beck is not subject to MLB.tv’s blackout restrictions.
- Jason Beck can teach your grandma how to use the remote control.
Be sure to read Jason’s blog HERE. It will give you immortality.
Jason Beck will tweet you back to let you know if it is still raining so you don’t have to get off your butt and walk 100 feet to look.
Or so I hear.
I’ve heard Jason Beck took Bill Brasky out for a night on the town back in 2003. Bill Brasky has yet to recover.
Jason Beck was disqualified from the MLB Network’s “Baseball IQ” tryouts after testing positive for PEI… (Performance Enhancing Intelligence)